“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
Reading a book is better than sex.
It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up:
Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]